Hello amazingly amazing children of the universe! This week was amazing as usual, other than the fact that unfortunately I had to go back to work on Monday, anyway lets get into this week!
Just want to say this before I get into the week:
I'll just leave this here:
It's surprising that the BBC is going to be airing it.
Random and funny stuff of the week:
This is apparently what my baby looks like, not going to lie but it looks rather questionable if you get what I mean, LOL!
My friends at work were wondering why my lips are purple/blue, LOL! The KA black grape has stained my lips for a while.
There is chip shop curry (a common takeaway food here in the UK) flavoured crisps so I said I wanted them and my friend put the bag on my chest and said "you can have them down your tits", LOL!
I was watching an American react to British TV ads on YouTube and YouTube decided to give me more ads by placing ads in the video! I don't want more ads!
This is what I mean when I say (I want) h-e(/im) (to) touche(s) my heart:
I had to take the wheels off of my desk chair because they fall off when I moved it. I've been thinking about buying a new desk chair because the leather on it has torn.
I have to post this conversation because it's amazing(, LOL!) but the symptoms of pregnancy are appearing more and more:
Friend 1: I finally got her(me) out of bed.
Friend 2: I'm surprised you dared to wake her up, she's becoming a sleeping demon.
Friend 3: Yes, she will probably kill us eventually just because we are waking her up. She easily gets angry now.
Friend 2: She will probably kill us by eating us out knowing her.
Friend 3: Also don't you mean sleep paralysis demon? Like the ones that sit on you?
Friend 1: She won't be sitting, knowing her she will be Lloyd(my fiance)s sleep paralysis demon and she will be riding him.
Friend 2: So a sleep paralysis succubus also riding him is what made her like this so I guess she's going to become more of a succubus.
After this conversation, I think I'll be a succubus for Halloween.
I have a (mostly) cat themed nail file!!! (I say "mostly" because even though it says "kitten" on the label it has two dogs with cats on it but most of the pictures are just of cats.)
On Thursday I think I had the best honey roasted fish in my life, it was fucking amazing!
I have no idea what happened but my PDF extension on my browser literally fucked up my browser because it tried to open pages as PDFs but obviously it couldn't since there not PDFs so the pages didn't load so I've had to turn off the extension.
Apparently the baby's heart starts beating within the next week so soon I will have two hearts so I will be twice as hard to kill!!!
This is fucking amazing, LOL!
On Friday I was not able to do much work because I was tired and I had a headache so I left work early. Also talking about being tired, I love being awake but I also love sleeping, because I love the feeling of sleeping because it's comfortable, which is why I like staying up late and waking up early so as you can guess being sleepy recently, because I'm pregnant, has been really annoying. (I don't know if this made much sense because I'm weird, LOL!)
Anyway I thank you all for reading this blog, I love you all, bye!
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